My guitar was on the porch when I came home. UPS came early today, they usually don't come until around 4-5pm. I'm really excited about this. First thing I did (after taking pictures of the unboxing) was to get it in tune. Brian told me about a guitar tuning app for the Android called gStrings. Once I figured out how to use it, it was awesome. If you have a guitar and an Android phone, give this app a try. Seriously. It's a chromatic tuner. For free. Scan the QR code with your phone to download it. If anyone knows good "total noob guitar lessons" website, feel free to link it in the comments. I'm just going to pretend I've never played and start from scratch. It's been 25 years. I've forgotten 98% of everything I learned (though I mostly remembered how to tune a guitar, which made me happy). I need lessons. This is going to be fun. :)